epilepticsaints:

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why are periods like. hey yr gonna feel absolutely disgusting and wanna commit violence at the very thought of being touched . BUT. this is the horniest yr gonna feel all month. good luck

tacticaltaxonomist:

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I’m sure it’ll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn’t have any. I’m EU so no Live for me).

Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

The settings I use:

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shitpeoplesayintf2:

this is so funny literally every single “tf2 killer” has come and gone and now we stand alone on top of a mountain of hats, bots, and predatory microtransactions

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asthewindbehaves:

Hey, new here. Quick sketch of my custom Shepard, Rafe, to prove I’m not a bot. Probably staring at Kaidan or something.

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socialistexan:

socialistexan:

So we’re just committing straight up war crimes on the border now, huh?

I hope Abbott and all the Texas officials who okay’d fucking rot in a prison for this.

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curioscurio:

Orlando Cryptids that have been added to the census:

• Chicken Limo
• Lobster Punchbuggy

Orlando Cryptids that have been removed from the census:

• The Holy Land Experience

ravenblueberry:

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I recently got a good computer in the spring, and I’m playing a video game Fallout 4. The feeling of stable fps and a good picture finally does not hurt my eyes. (It was too bad then.)

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prajjna:

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is there a romance mod for this. please

mysharona1987:

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tiredspider:

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

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sharkodactyl:

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sharkodactyl:

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

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